Thanks to Moms everywhere

Do you remember hearing theses funny sayings come out of your Mommas' mouth? "If your gonna kill each other then take it outside- I just finished cleaning!" "If you don't straighten up I'm gonna knock ya into next week." "You'd better pray that comes out of my carpet." "Because I said so, that's why." "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." "Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!" "It looks like a tornado hit your room." "If I told you once I've told you a million times don't exaggerate!!!" "I brought you into this world and I can take you out." "Stop acting like your Father!" "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." What's funny is now that we're parents we use a lot of these crazy,but funny sayings and alot of them still don't make since. Thanks Mom for everything.

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This is just crazy spelled backwards

                              Experience needed                   You're constantly hearing ‘only apply if you have blah many years experience ’. How am I or anyone else for that matter supposed to get experience at a job if nobody gives me the chance?  At least to work at a job that pays well. Often people who have little to no experience are harder workers. Because these days lets face it most jobs do not make ends meet. You just earn enough to fill up your gas tank. This makes no sense what so ever. People need to stop and think. And why is it when minimum wage is raised then the prices of everything are raised as well? I’m confused. Doesn’t that set things back the way they were? What was the point of raising minimum wage if nothing changed? This is just a little food for thought folks. 

President of the national worriers society

 I have a confession to make. I’m a professional worrier. There I said it. My secrets out! If I could take care of everybody in the world I would. Another thing is I worry about pleasing everybody. It’s my nature to take care of others. I’m tired of always putting everybody ahead of me. The world has been my project. I worry all the time about everything and everyone. It's starting to be harmful to my body. I’m constantly walking on egg shells to make sure I don't hurt anybodies feelings. I have trouble sleeping. My stomach hurts. My heart races out of control. If you’re a worrier too then join me in making this pledge. The worrying has got to stop! And I need to get rid of the egg shells. I can't please everybody. I’m going to lay all these things down at Gods’ feet. I will not make myself sick with worries anymore. I’m better than that. It's not going to happen over night, but it can be done. We have to reprogram our way of dealing with things. I appreciate every ones prayers. I will also be praying for all of you. Thanks.

Are you up for a challenge

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   Here's a game for you. Are you up to the challenge? My answers are in purple.                   ALL ANSWERS MUST ONLY BE ONE WORD ANSWERS!!! AND KEEP IT CLEAN PLEASE.   Good luck.

   
                    1. What is your last name?
   Dunbar
   

   2. 4 Letter Word

        glue

   3.  Boys  Name

        Jay
   

   
   

    4. A Girls  name
   Kaydie

    5. An  Occupation

       teacher

                                                                                                                                                         6.. A  Color  

   Purple 

                                                                                                                                                                      7. Something  you wear
   

   
   

   Shoes
   8. A Beverage
   Water
   

   
   

   
     9. A  Food
   

   Cheese

                                                   10. Something found in the bathroom                                                                 Soap
     11. A  place
   

   Texas

   12. A reason for being late

   rabies

   
     13. Something  you shout
   WOW!!!

Keeping it beautiful

Wouldn't you like to live in a prettier world? Remember every time you throw something down and walk off somebody else has to pick it up. Would you wanna pick up someone else's trash? Or animals get a hold of it and chock? Respect your planet & the people and animals that live in it please. Thank you my friends.

When you cut down a tree plant another one some where else. I read some where that one tree can provide enough oxygen for three people. Please check out this site to find out how our trees really do contribute to our very existence. http://www.medway.gov.uk/index/environment/trees/5747.html    What kind of world do you want to leave behind for your children and grandchildren?

It's your call.

Take a breath

I have so much to tell ya'll

Hi everyone! I'm still here. Please be patient with me as my computer is on the fritz. I'm trying to get it fixed. I miss you guys though. I don't want ya'll to think I've jumped ship. I typing from a friends computer. Some of you are wondering why I don't got to the library to get online. Well, the library is a little far for me to go to all the time. Please pray I get my computer up and running soon. Without my blog I feel like you've tied one hand behind my back. I will visit everyones blog as soon as I can. Scouts honor. Even though I was never a scout. She said w/ a grin on her face.~~~ Guess what!??!!  I am going in a couple of days to check out a college called the Art Institue Of Houston. I'm so... excited. I'm looking into taking classes to get my degree in WEB DESIGN. Isn't that great?

Unanswered questions

When my daughter of 6 ask me a question and I don't have the answer my response is , "Let me research this and I'll get back to you". But, what do you do when there is no explanation? Why is a male ladybug called a lady? A dragonfly looks nothing like a dragon. How did it get it's name? And butterfly, Mom it's NOT butter flying. Do you think a catapiller looks like a cat? How come most nursery rhymes are mean? Why was Humpty Dumpty never put together again? Didn't they have glue Mom? Somethings just have no answer I tried to explain to her. She looked at me so puzzled and said,"But aren't Moms' suppose to know everything?" I chuckled and replied,"I wish Sweetheart. No nobody knows everything." I could see the wheels in her head turning as she sat there quietly. Then she ask sweetly,"Will I know all the things you know when I get as big as you Mommy?" I then gave her the same response I remember my Mom giving me. "Sweetie, when you get to be my age I pray that you will know lots more than I do now." I could just see my Mom looking down from her cloud telling me how proud she was of me.

I love to laugh

Do you laugh enough? Well you should. Its a tension breaker and your stress will melt away. Movies are a wonderful release. Movies with Nathan Lane, Mel Brooks, Tyler Perry, Adam Sandler, Jim Carrey, Ben Stiller, Eddie Murphy,Mr.Bean, Bill Murray, John Cleese, Robin Williams, Whoopie Goldberg, & don't forget Steve Martin. And the Adult funnies Cheech and Chong (R), Jay and Silent Bob movies (R), Herald and Kumar movies (R). Here's a list of some of the funniest movies.THE MONEY PIT, RAT RACE, CADDY SHACK, MEET THE PARENTS, RUSH HOUR 1,2,& 3, BRUCE ALMIGHTY, SHANGHAI NIGHTS, ACE VENTURA, MY BIG FAT GREEK WEDDING, BABY MOMMA, MISS CONGENIALITY, THE JERK, AIR PLANE, MRS. DOUBTFIRE, FATHER OF THE BRIDE 1&2, NAKED GUN 1&2, WEDDING CRASHERS, ZOOLANDER, AUSTIN POWERS, HAPPY GILMORE, BILLY MADISON, TOOTSIE, YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN, ANIMAL HOUSE, THE BIRD CAGE, GROUND HOG DAY, GHOST BUSTERS, FERRIS BULLERS DAY OFF, SPACE BALLS, CITY SLICKERS, MY COUSIN VINNEY, ARSENIC AND OLD LACE, HARVEY, PRIVATE BENJAMIN, BEVERLY HILLS COP, STIR CRAZY, SEE NO EVIL HEAR NO EVIL, THE 3 AMIGOS, SISTER ACT, MULTIPLICITY. And thats just to name a few. Some are just ha ha. And some are laugh till you cry. Everybodies different. You may not like ALL of these, but among these you'll find @ least 5 or more you love. Go forth and laugh people. It'll be a kinder, gentler, world.