Thanks to Moms everywhere

Do you remember hearing theses funny sayings come out of your Mommas' mouth? "If your gonna kill each other then take it outside- I just finished cleaning!" "If you don't straighten up I'm gonna knock ya into next week." "You'd better pray that comes out of my carpet." "Because I said so, that's why." "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." "Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!" "It looks like a tornado hit your room." "If I told you once I've told you a million times don't exaggerate!!!" "I brought you into this world and I can take you out." "Stop acting like your Father!" "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." What's funny is now that we're parents we use a lot of these crazy,but funny sayings and alot of them still don't make since. Thanks Mom for everything.