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Saturday, February 4, 2012

The Power Of Music

Music moves me. Literally. I'm one of those people that when I hear music it starts my toe a tappin'. I sing in the shower. In the car I move and groove to the music at the stop sign or red light like nobodies lookin'. Hey don't laugh, you know you do the same thing. You just don't wanna admit it. I love all music with the exception of the music that involves cursing and hurting people. That's not cool. I also love how music can take you back in time refreshing a memory. Isn't it amazing? Music can move you to feel so many different feelings.The music in any movie can intensify your mood. Music can put you on edge of your chair. It can make you watch from the little cracks in between your fingers. It can also make your eyes well up with tears.Or it can even make you feel empowered. For instance the movie Jaws,Indiana Jones,Star Wars, James Bond,Titanic, and many other movies just wouldn't have been the same.You can identify some movies by the theme music. It's really neat how that works. Don't you think so?

Friday, May 13, 2011

The Hormone Guide /Its a joke guys.

 The Hormone Guide
Women will understand this! Men should memorize it!

Every woman knows that there are days
/months/years when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!





What's for

Can I help you
with dinner?

Where would you like
to go for dinner?

Here, have some wine.

Are you
wearing that?

You sure
look good in brown!

WOW! Look at you!

Here, have some wine.

What are you so worked up about?

Could we be

Here's my paycheck.

Here, have some wine.

Should you be
eating that?

You know, there are
a lot of apples left.

Can I get you a piece
of chocolate with that?

Here, have some wine.

What did you
DO all day?

I hope you didn't
over-do it today.

I've always loved you
in that robe!

Here, have some wine.

13  Things PMS Stands For
 1.  Pass My Shotgun

        2.  Psychotic Mood Shift

                    3.  Perpetual Munching Spree

  4.  Puffy Mid-Section

       5.  People Make me Sick

    6.  Provide Me Sweets

    7.  Pardon My Sobbing

       8.  Pimples May Surface

      9.  Pass My Sweatpants

          10.  Penduleum Mood Syndrome

  11.  Plainly; Men Suck

12.  Pack My Stuff

and  my
favorite  :

Potential  Murder Suspect

Forward this  information to all of your friends and those who might need a good  laugh...
and men who need a  warning.  

And, have some wine.  

Monday, May 9, 2011

Mothers Day

I've missed you all so... much. I'm back! And boy do i have stuff to blog about. Mothers Day was great. First, my daughter hands me a perfect long stem yellow rose.Then she made me a card that said,"If you wonder why I love you, just open this card." I opened the card and to my surprise there was a mirror on the inside. How sweet is that? My  little girl then gave me one of her fabulous hugs. It was great!!! I love being a Mom. Show me some love guys, leave me a comment.

Saturday, September 18, 2010

all cats are not created equal

All cats are not created equal. I had one bad experience with a cat long ago and that's all it took to turn me away from all cats. Snooty,rude, and self absorbed was the impression that I had for years. Until, my boyfriend handed  this tiny little kitten to me. It was love at first site. I named him Jacob.Jacob is as smart,kind,and as lovable as any dog. When I'm having a bad day he cuddles with me. When I'm sick he never leaves my side. So I would like to apologize to cats everywhere for prejudging all cats based on one experience.

Friday, September 10, 2010

Believe it or Not

All the sudden he looks up and there eyes meet across a crowded room. There drawn together like a magnet. Ok. It didn't exactly happen like that. But it really doesn't matter. Does it? Have you ever had a bond with someone that is so amazing? He knows your every thought and you know his. Live,laugh,love, like tomorrow is your last day. Let no more time pass before you tell that special someone how you really feel. Speak without fear. No what ifs. No hesitations. You'll never really know if you don't stand up and speak your mind,your heart,your spirit. What are you waiting for? Your in your life now. LIVE IT! Live it with grace and style. Be a duck with the neigh sayers.Let there ugly words not dictate your path,but instead let it roll off your back like water rolling off a ducks back. It's ok to be goofy,silly, and even funny sometimes. Just be the best you that you can possibly be. Quit trying and let go. Breathe. Smile. Relax. Step forward in faith.

Saturday, August 7, 2010

Thanks to Moms everywhere

Do you remember hearing theses funny sayings come out of your Mommas' mouth? "If your gonna kill each other then take it outside- I just finished cleaning!" "If you don't straighten up I'm gonna knock ya into next week." "You'd better pray that comes out of my carpet." "Because I said so, that's why." "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." "Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!" "It looks like a tornado hit your room." "If I told you once I've told you a million times don't exaggerate!!!" "I brought you into this world and I can take you out." "Stop acting like your Father!" "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." What's funny is now that we're parents we use a lot of these crazy,but funny sayings and alot of them still don't make since. Thanks Mom for everything.

Sunday, July 18, 2010

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This is just crazy spelled backwards

                              Experience needed                   You're constantly hearing ‘only apply if you have blah many years experience ’. How am I or anyone else for that matter supposed to get experience at a job if nobody gives me the chance?  At least to work at a job that pays well. Often people who have little to no experience are harder workers. Because these days lets face it most jobs do not make ends meet. You just earn enough to fill up your gas tank. This makes no sense what so ever. People need to stop and think. And why is it when minimum wage is raised then the prices of everything are raised as well? I’m confused. Doesn’t that set things back the way they were? What was the point of raising minimum wage if nothing changed? This is just a little food for thought folks. 

Thursday, May 20, 2010

President of the national worriers society

 I have a confession to make. I’m a professional worrier. There I said it. My secrets out! If I could take care of everybody in the world I would. Another thing is I worry about pleasing everybody. It’s my nature to take care of others. I’m tired of always putting everybody ahead of me. The world has been my project. I worry all the time about everything and everyone. It's starting to be harmful to my body. I’m constantly walking on egg shells to make sure I don't hurt anybodies feelings. I have trouble sleeping. My stomach hurts. My heart races out of control. If you’re a worrier too then join me in making this pledge. The worrying has got to stop! And I need to get rid of the egg shells. I can't please everybody. I’m going to lay all these things down at Gods’ feet. I will not make myself sick with worries anymore. I’m better than that. It's not going to happen over night, but it can be done. We have to reprogram our way of dealing with things. I appreciate every ones prayers. I will also be praying for all of you. Thanks.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Are you up for a challenge

  1. Here's a game for you. Are you up to the challenge? My answers are in purple.                   ALL ANSWERS MUST ONLY BE ONE WORD ANSWERS!!! AND KEEP IT CLEAN PLEASE.   Good luck.

                     1. What is your last name?
    2. 4 Letter Word
    3.  Boys  Name

     4. A Girls  name
     5. An  Occupation
                                                                                                                                                          6.. A  Color  
                                                                                                                                                                       7. Something  you wear

    8. A Beverage


      9. A  Food
                                                    10. Something found in the bathroom                                                                 Soap
      11. A  place
    12. A reason for being late

    13. Something  you shout