The Hormone Guide /Its a joke guys.

The Hormone Guide Women will understand this! Men should memorize it! Every woman knows that there are days/months/years when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other! DANGEROUS SAFER SAFEST ULTRA  SAFE What's for dinner? Can I help you with dinner? Where would you like to go for dinner? Here, have some wine. Are you wearing that? You sure look good in brown! WOW! Look at you! Here, have some wine. What are you so worked up about? Could we be overreacting? Here's my paycheck. Here, have some wine. Should you be eating that? You know, there are a lot of apples left. Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that? Here, have some wine. What did you DO all day? I hope you didn't over-do it today. I've always loved you in that robe! Here, have some wine. 13  Things PMS Stands For  1.  Pass My Shotgun         2.  Psychotic Mood Shift                     3.  Perpetual Munching Spree     4.  Puffy Mid-Section        5.  People Make me Sick     6.  Provide Me Sweets     7.  Pardon My Sobbing        8.  Pimples May Surface       9.  Pass My Sweatpants           10.  Penduleum Mood Syndrome   11.  Plainly; Men Suck   12.  Pack My Stuff and  my favorite  : 13.  Potential  Murder Suspect Forward this  information to all of your friends and those who might need a good  laugh... and men who need a  warning.   And, have some wine.