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Friday, May 13, 2011

The Hormone Guide /Its a joke guys.

 The Hormone Guide
Women will understand this! Men should memorize it!

Every woman knows that there are days
/months/years when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!





What's for

Can I help you
with dinner?

Where would you like
to go for dinner?

Here, have some wine.

Are you
wearing that?

You sure
look good in brown!

WOW! Look at you!

Here, have some wine.

What are you so worked up about?

Could we be

Here's my paycheck.

Here, have some wine.

Should you be
eating that?

You know, there are
a lot of apples left.

Can I get you a piece
of chocolate with that?

Here, have some wine.

What did you
DO all day?

I hope you didn't
over-do it today.

I've always loved you
in that robe!

Here, have some wine.

13  Things PMS Stands For
 1.  Pass My Shotgun

        2.  Psychotic Mood Shift

                    3.  Perpetual Munching Spree

  4.  Puffy Mid-Section

       5.  People Make me Sick

    6.  Provide Me Sweets

    7.  Pardon My Sobbing

       8.  Pimples May Surface

      9.  Pass My Sweatpants

          10.  Penduleum Mood Syndrome

  11.  Plainly; Men Suck

12.  Pack My Stuff

and  my
favorite  :

Potential  Murder Suspect

Forward this  information to all of your friends and those who might need a good  laugh...
and men who need a  warning.  

And, have some wine.  

Monday, May 9, 2011

Mothers Day

I've missed you all so... much. I'm back! And boy do i have stuff to blog about. Mothers Day was great. First, my daughter hands me a perfect long stem yellow rose.Then she made me a card that said,"If you wonder why I love you, just open this card." I opened the card and to my surprise there was a mirror on the inside. How sweet is that? My  little girl then gave me one of her fabulous hugs. It was great!!! I love being a Mom. Show me some love guys, leave me a comment.